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Weird mass May 7, 2008

Posted by Saiph in Funny, Internet.
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Şi pentru că tot am arătat nişte mailuri primite, să vă arăt şi ultimul mass primit:

Je m’appelle Vasile Mure Je veni de la padure Je gasi nevasta-n pat Se randez cu-n alt barbat Quand je preparai ciomagu’ Mon amie sarise gardu’ Il tombeau dans la urzici Sur son cur numai basici!!

Ce mailuri am primit în ultima vreme May 7, 2008

Posted by Saiph in Funny, Personal.
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În ultima lună, am primit 3 mailuri care chiar m-au distrat. Ăştia chiar cred că pot să mă păcălească aşa de uşor?

Dear Friend,

Greetings!


I am Mr. (Khamu Chirak) from Burkina Faso . I will be very glad if you agree to assist me to accomplish this mutual deal. Actually i got your contact through an Internet Banner and i decided to communicate with you in a good manner. To make it clear, This is a mutual deal and i want both of us to operate it so that the money will be Transfer into your bank account upon your acceptance .

This is a mutual and pure business transaction which I cannot operate alone without using a Foreigner who will act as the really beneficiary to the money.The amount involved is Fiftheen Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States of American Dollars ( USD $15.8M).

And 40% will be for you after the business. Meanwhile if you are willing to handle the deal with me bear in mind that this is a 100% risk free and legitimate.

All you should do is to keep it as a top secret and confidential to yourself until the end of the transaction for the safety of the money. If you can proceed with me on this deal bear in mind that is not by-force that you must do it with me but if you’re willing, furnish me your telephone and fax number, home and office address together with your international passport or Identity Card to enable me file the Application for the transfer to commence.

Contact me through my family mailbox for safety: Email:
(khamu_chirak@hotmail.fr)

Thanks
Mr. Khamu Chirak

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